Some days ago, I asked Hans if he knew Paul Twohil, one of the Singapore Idol contestants. I thought he would know Paul since both came from the same alma mater(Catholic High).
The phone text-conversation was as followed:
Me: Hey, do you know Paul twohil?
Hans: Yeah I know him. We're friends but not close friends. And no I am not helping you to get his autograph unless you pay me.
!@#$%^&
Which part of my sentence talked about an autograph?
Why the strawberry shortcakes would I pay Hans when he owns a private bowling alley and a 847365 squarefeet sofa?
Tskfulguy@RJ.com