Something in me snapped and I just started laughing after recalling something that happened during PE today.
CATRIONA CHAU. Everywhere she goes, hilariousity ensues. Especially the track, or during PE lessons. The way she runs brings out the laughter in humans like how diarrhorea gets out of an asshole. Then, it's the things she comes up with, with that communal mind of hers.
(Imagine everything River Valley style - in chinese)
She has a gang called the Lotus Flower Gang. Everyone has a three-syllabus codename. She is Chee Cheong Fun. Pearl is Zhen Zhu Fen. She coined me Mian Hua Tang. Her other gang members have equivalent rubbish for codenames. She gave the Jedi one too, but it's too mean. I refuse to say it. So I came up with one for the caucasian loser. Hong Mao Tan(chinese for Rambutan, while the first two words alone mean his ethnicity.)
This came about:
Cat and I saw him catching up with the murderous-looking Clemens around the track.
Cat: Whoa, he's so fit.
Me: Machiam like fruit, that Hong Mao Tan, can roll around the track forever.
Sorry if you don't find it funny. Both of us, plus Pearl and Yanyi rolled on the ground laughing. The irony.
