I went down to the kitchen, wanting to get myself some iced water. I opened the door and to my surprise..
There was a son of a gun cockroach on the floor, looking at me with its pathetic feelers. I did the following..
Grabbed a slipper from the back door, WHAM BAM GREEN EGGS AND HAM.
Poor little fucker didn't know what hit him.
R.I.P. asshole, don't forget my house.
