Z'OH MY GOODNESS. DID I MENTION THAT I FOUNDED THE AHH JAY SEE FENGSHUI CLUB!?
It's an awesome club. Every morning, at seven, we meet in the school canteen to discuss how to achieve the optimum fengshui in AHH JAY SEE. Because Fengshui, is the only way to be maximise the potential in every individual. Fengshui, is the only way to make AHH JAY SEE as nurturing as it can be. Fengshui, is the only way.
FENGSHUI IS THE WAY TO GO.
Tomorrow is our first meeting. (Hahaha) Meet at Z'canteen to discuss Z'fengshui of Z'school. Maybe we could place a fishbowl in the middle of the rugby field and at canteen stall number 13. It's the only way to let wealth flow into AHH JAY SEE like how blood flows out every month. Awesomeness.
Oh yes, we must also rearrange all the canteen tables into 'F' shapes. It's the only way to show your support for Fengshui Club 2006/2007. And when Fengshui Club gets the publicity and glory that we deserve, wealth, intelligence and wisdom will flow freely into AHH JAY SEE.
JOIN FENGSHUI CLUB TODAY AND GET A FREE FISHTANK. CONTACT ME, RACHEL, AT 1800-112-fengshuirox. MY EMAIL IS ILUBZXFENGSHUI@HOTMAIL.COM. WE ARE ALSO SELLING GOLDFISH EGGS AT TWO FOR THE PRICE OF ONE.
By the way, don't buy Luohan fishes. They suck your wealth away, suck your luck away, suck everything. They suck. Support Fengshui Club and purchase our premium goldfish eggs. Luck and wealth guaranteed.
