Laila is the only person I can really have fun with, as of late. I don't know how or why but with her, it's just easy. Because she's
whacked.
Anyway, all you nubiles who are reading what I write, it's time to do some congratulations. Reason being, Ahh Jay See Fengshui Club has reached it's quota of 120 members and there are more applications pouring in. And I really mean pouring, as in tipping your fish tank over and letting water gush out.
See, these people know what is good for them and what is not(Warped Indian Geomancy). I can almost feel the windfall season approaching. It's forboding wealth for many people in Ahh Jay See. Listen to the Fengshui Master(me) and you will have luck and wealth blowing in your direction. Don't be like John Stanley Ngai Whatever Other Name Wisnioski and join Fengshui Club just to be cool, and backstab us with his Karma Krap. He thinks he's Alicia Keys, but it's alright. Fengshui Club will continue to keep that gender crisis infested boy and bless that luck and intelligence come his way.
Fengshui Club has taught me a lot. Like how to be magnanimous, how to be forgiving, how to be smart, how to be lucky, how to be simply awesome.
One more of the Fengshui Club's aim is to be fit. Yes, you read me, fit. Therefore, Cat(un-power hungry co-founder) and I have drawn up a training module for all Fengshui Club members.
We are going to have two external trips, one to a tailsman-making workshop, and another to a Octagonal-mirror-making workshop. And specially for Fengshui Club, The Hodge has permitted us to have a different CIP module from the rest of the school. While they have to bear with the 'wonders' of old folks, all we have to do is arrange the canteen tables in such a way that the amount of luck, wealth and intelligence flowing into Ahh Jay See will be optimised. Good for others, good for yourself.
FENGSHUI IS THE WAY TO GO.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
We practise Fengshui
So should you
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ACJC seems like awesome fun. Maybe I should relocate.
