Alright, I have a serious problem to rectify. Fengshui club, as everyone knows, have no competition at all. Because we are at the top, and the top is where we will stay. There have been many pointless attempts to assassinate club members and even more futile tries at eradicating our objectives and priorities. Society nowadays simply does not understand that Fengshui is the way to go, the way to live, the way to breathe.
I do not just accuse, for I oppose with evidence. For example, the 157-club manifesto which is set up by a certain indian-who-shall-not-be-named. It is utterly disturbing that a club is trying to poach members from the all prestigious Fengshui Club almighty. The only reason why his club semi-exists today is because of his failed attempt at overthrowing Cat(un-power-hungry co-founder) and I(Fengshui Master a.k.a. Founder) using his Warped Indian Geomancy(WIG). This kind of behaviour is intolerable, but Fengshui club will terminate this problem in no time, as soon as the other issue which I am going to mention just about now, is settled.
Second irritant of Fengshui Club has got to be none other than The Hiphop Club. Formed by Chair-gal Sheena Heng and Chair-cat John Staley Ngai Whatever Other Name Wisnioski, this club is concluded by many to be one of the world's most unorthodox club. I mean, yeah they think they're hip and they hop, ohkay. First of all, Hiphop is a form of ghetto art. Excuse me, where does the white boy come in? And second of all, with Chua Han Qi Hans as 'Grand Mastur', the hiphop club does not have to succeed to fail. All they do is boob-bang and flap their arms. How hip.
However, there is a revelation like there is always a revelation for Fengshui Club Almighty Greatest. Since, I am the founder, and also happens to be a classmate of the white boy, we have signed a peace treaty. Conditions state that both clubs must compromise with the other to optimise each and every individual in Ahh Jay See to his or her best potential in order to propel to greater heights. Hence, the Fengshui Club Almighty Greatest will permit the hippy club to dance their 'dance', but only in Yin-Yang style. (The Yin-Yang formation is whereby hippies dance in such a way that their feet moves only on the circumference of a circle followed by the curvy line in the middle of the tradional taoist Yin-Yang sign which has two dots on each semi-circle, one black one white.)
By the way, just an update, Rachel Chiang of National Junior College(ANN JAY SEE) has agreed to integrate her school into our Fengshui policy. Which means, that ANN JAY SEE will have a branch Fengshui Club too! That's publicity like no other publicity. Plus, HWACHONG JAY SEE have also set up a branch Fengshui Club led by a close friend of mine, Qing Yi who is previously from a communal Nanyang Girls' High. Now let's see who is manifesting who.
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If you head to the canteen during your break, you'll have a high chance of being able to watch Narpal Sing
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