I hate viruses. I hate Jimmy Liew.
Jimmy fucking Liew was the one who came 6 times to my house, to fix my computer which never got fixed. What's your remedy, Jimmy Van Stupid? My computer is virus infected, and my 912386509 songs just got deleted.
YOU TELL ME IF I WANT TO CASTRATE THEN CRUCIFY YOU.
Five times you came to my house, five times I had to call you back to fix it again. EVER WONDERED WHY YOU HAVE TO COME BACK HERE?
Clue: Not because you're good-looking.
All you do is fucking download for me another of your free firewalls, like I can't do that myself. I have four firewalls and such on my computer but no, THE VIRUSES KEEP ON COMING BACK, POPPING UP LIKE A NIGHTMARE THAT REFUSES TO GO AWAY. The real nightmare is what you do to my computer, pretend to fiddle around with it, says it'd done 2 hours later and charge my father 60 bucks.
Fuck you Jimmy Liew, your name actually rhymes with a diss.
