What do Dawn Yeo, Xiaxue and Monica Lewinsky have in common?
They are whores of some sort.
Some media whores, some internet whores, some presidential whores. Alright, don't go slapping me with a lawsuit because I said you're a whore. In a 21st centurian Singapieceofshit, words like 'Whore' or 'Indian' or 'Gay' have evolved into descriptive terms. They are used only for descripion and only this reason alone. It is neither demeaning nor derogatory. So just pry your head out of your ass and think out of your colon.
2 marks for me.
What does Dawn Yeo have on her face that is not biologically hers?
The eyelashes, the nosebridge, the upper lip, the iris.\ and the jaw bone.
Despite strong rebuttal and denial about going under the knife, the public, a.k.a. me, still firmly believes that the allegations about her having undergone plastic surgery are true. I bet some of your hardcore fans do not believe me, I mean who doesn't want an au naturale beauty?
Do me a favour, and check out the nosebridge.
I guess, once operated on, always operated on.
2 more marks for me.
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Oh yeah, by the way, I am only a twelve-year-old minor. A stupid and brainless twelve-year-old minor who is trying out her luck at media politics. My name is Dorothy, and you are watching SCANDALPORE on Channel Bullshit.
