WILL TAKE A SHOT FOR YOU.


THE ALCOHOLIC
Rachel.
Basketball. Hockey.
CGS. RJC. HIGHLANDER.
Taken.
Tequila, Vodka, Gin, Rum.
You name it, I'll do it.



Drunkards.
Gao Lian/ Heng Long/ Fazliah/ Grace&Melly/ Francine/
Huiching/ Weiling/ Bernice/ Denise/ Kayda/ Nurul/
YueQi/ No intention to continue nor edit.




Friday, November 18, 2005
 
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Breasts implantation sucks. Check the woman out, she can't even do a proper sit-up. And you know what, when you can't even do a proper sit-up, you know your life is over.

Because you are useless.

I mean, you can't even do a single sit-up!

So you thought those boobs were your ticket to fame?
Sure, you're now the famous 'Woman Who Can't Do A Sit-up'.

I never understood why women want humongous boobs that could sink a thousand ships. If you're a carpenter's dream(flat as a board), then maybe increasing your cup size to about a 'B' would be fine. But if you're already blessed with a 'B' or 'C', I don't see any treestump reason why you should pay tens of thousands to balloon them up to a Double-D.

Unless you want to be Pamela Anderson Version 2.0.

OR

You want to be featured in a playboy magazine.

OR

You want to be a porn star.

OR

You want to save some cash from the airbags in your car in case of accidents.

OR

You don't ever want to see your feet again.

OH YEAH, I SO SEE THE CAREER PROSPECTS OF HAVING HUGE JUGS.

EAT COAL, SHIT DIAMOND.