Yet another night of dealing with the Turks.
My goodness.
Why must they always choose me? The are so many other email addresses out there, why must they pick mine?
Tonight's one is called Bilal.
Yeah, like what the hell.
Bilal: hi
Me: Do I know you?
Bilal: 19 m turkey
Me: So?
Bilal: asl?
Me: No.
Bilal: why?
Me: NONONONO. WHY ME?
Bilal: hahahehehoho lol sorry
Me: Nevermind. Isn't there anything else to do in Turkey?
Bilal: where are you from?
Me: Hawaii.
Bilal: COOL! HOLIDAY ISLAND.
Me: Shut up.
Bilal: so you got picture?
Me: NO. Ohkay? NO. Not now, not ever. NO!
Bilal: lol k.
-Bilal appears offline.
I want a hole to open up and swallow me in. Now.
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A conversation on IRC. This one's dedicated to Ebel:
[greenology] We vegetarians love the environment. Carnivores are sick freaks.
[Frankyface] How can vegetarians possibly love the environment.. You keep eating up all the fucking plants!
