I figured since I am going to present the Creed Of Honour to the Hockers tomorrow, I might as well have one here for future's reference. Or something.
When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for One people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to Separation.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.
We, therefore, as representatives of the Crescent Hockey Team, appeal to the Supreme Judge of the world for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the Name and Truth, solemnly declare, that we are united as one, and stay united as one. We pledge the freedom of each and every member, that we are absolved from all conflicts between one another, and that all politics between us, is and ought to be totally dissolved; and that as liberated and independent individuals, we have full control to make future decisions. However, should these decisions result in the harm of another team mate, the decision shall hence be reconsidered or otherwise rendered invalid.
And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of divine providence, I pledge to my team my Life, me Victory and my sacred Honour.
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It doesn't feel like O'Levels are coming soon. It feels like..shit.
Talking about shit reminds me of something I bet you'd like to hear.
Jack Schitt(pronounced as Shit) is the son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep Inn. Schitt Corporations. They had one son, Jack. In turn Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt, the deeply religious couple produced 6 children.
Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, DonGiva Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins: Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her parents' objections, Deap Schitt married Dawg Schitt, a high school drop out.
However, after being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later remarried Ted Sherlock and, because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock. Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a son of nervous disposition, Chicken Schitt.
Two other of the 6 children, Fulla Schitt and DonGiva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.
The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens wedding. The Schitt-Happens children were Kat, Byrd, and Hoarse.
Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.
MMHMM.
WHAT ELSE DO YOU WANT FROM ME?
