For those who went to AKLTG's Booster Session, remember what Gary said about local artiste/songwriter Corrine May? He said her lyrics suck.
Of course, I fully agree. I shall show you why.
"All I need is a secret weapon
I've gotta have faith
Zapping monsters into outer space
I'm gonna be a Superhero
Na-na-na-na-na-na
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na
Na-na-na-na-na-na-
Yeah"
This is an extract from Little Superhero Girl, one of her songs. Firstly, Superheros do not "zap monsters in outer space". Stupid. Number two, the second stanza I posted is WAY COHERENT BABE. NANANANANA. The only person who understands what you mean by NANANANANA is Ashlee Simpson. Now strip and have a lesbian tickle fight with her.
"There's something in your eyes
Something in your smile
Something in the way you move me
You make me want to sing
Make me want to dance
Make me want to cry
I'm falling in love with you
You make me want to sing,
make me want to dance,
make me want to cry
I'm falling in love with you."
This one is from Something About You from her second album. Sounds like an extended version of a pick up line. Or rather, an over-emotional GALZX who just got rejected. Enough said. If I carry on, she'll write a song about what a bitch I am and how "there's something in my eyes" that bodes evil.
"My life would be so empty
with nothing left to feel
If you didn't love me
If you didn't love me."
Fucked up. Point to me any girl on Orchard Road and there will be an 80% probability that she has said something like that before. Cliche, doofusface.
If she wasn't christian, I could type more. It's called compassion and I am showing her some now. Be glad, and please try to write better lyrics.
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Before the weekend, when my recess clique and I were on the courts shooting hoops, I told them this joke. Just thought I would share.
NS man: It's easy to forget what a sin is in the middle of a battlefield.
His father, a math teacher: Opposite over Hypotenuse
Alright, so they weren't exactly on the same wavelength. But it is funny, because it's a pun. Puns are meant to be funny. The word "pun" sounds funny and looks funny too. So if you didn't get the joke, there are only 2 possibilities.
1. You never did mathematics.
2. You're dumb.
