WILL TAKE A SHOT FOR YOU.


THE ALCOHOLIC
Rachel.
Basketball. Hockey.
CGS. RJC. HIGHLANDER.
Taken.
Tequila, Vodka, Gin, Rum.
You name it, I'll do it.



Drunkards.
Gao Lian/ Heng Long/ Fazliah/ Grace&Melly/ Francine/
Huiching/ Weiling/ Bernice/ Denise/ Kayda/ Nurul/
YueQi/ No intention to continue nor edit.




Wednesday, September 28, 2005
 
Chatroom Hilariosity:

[glome] Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?!
[icey] glome stole the cookie from the cookie jar!
[glome] Who me?!
[icey] Yes you!
[glome] Couldn't be!
[icey] Then WHO?!!
[glome] DrWoody stole the cookie from the cookie jar!
*** glome has been kicked by DrWoody (fuck you i didn't touch the motherfucking cookie, bitch)


[tommers] Hey Mike
[Mike] what?
[tommers] Pussy.
[Mike] er?
[tommers] Pussy.
[Mike] and?
[tommers] Pussy.
[Mike] ...
[tommers] Pussy.
[Mike] i dont get it
[tommers] AND YOU NEVER WILL.
[Mike] bastard


[asdf] so my dad found my porn folder
[asdf] and he was getting all pissed
[asdf] so its all like "does this surprise you? i'm not stupid you know"
[asdf] "i know dad"
[asdf] "what do you have to say for yourself?"
[asdf] at this point i stare at him straight in the eyes and say "C:Documents and SettingsRickyMy Documentsfaxessent faxes"
[asdf]and he just shut up
[unneeded123] what is it?
[asdf] its his porn folder

[kelly999] the "bishop" came to our church today
[kelly999] he was a fucken impostor
[kelly999] never once moved diagonally

[Drewer] Im going to be the next hitler
[Drewer] Im going to kill all the jews and 1 clown
[blondiexx] why the clown
[Drewer] See? no one cares about the jews
[blondiexx] lmao

I bet most of you probably would find some of it extremely crude, but hey, this place is titled The Vagina Soliloquy. So I suggest sucking it up and just live because nothing and no one here is going to change just because you say so. You're not that great.

EAT COAL, SHIT DIAMOND.