Alright look, I know the GCE O'LEVELS are coming up in approximately a month's time. That being said, I shall do some chemistry right here, right now, on the World Wide Web.
"Is hell endothermic or exothermic"First, we postulate that if souls exist, then they must have some mass.
If they do, then a mole of souls can also have a mass. So, at what rate are souls moving into hell and at what rate are souls leaving? I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.
As for souls entering hell, lets look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to hell. Since there are more than one of these religions and people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all people and all souls go to hell.
With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in hell to increase exponentially.
Now, we look at the rate of change of volume in hell. Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in hell to stay the same, the ratio of the mass of souls and volume needs to stay constant.
So, if hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter hell, then the temperature and pressure in hell will increase until all hell breaks loose (i.e.,Hell is exothermic).
Of course, if hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in hell, than the temperature and pressure will drop until hell freezes over (i.e.,Hell is endothermic).
So which is it? If we accept this postulate given by my father, "That it will be a cold night in hell before I buy you a black Lamborghini," and then take into account the fact that I still have not succeeded in having a car to my name, the second case cannot be true.
Therefore, we can conclude that hell is indeed exothermic.
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Don't you just love me? I mean, people usually think that I'm full of useless rubbish but now, this entry actually proves all of you wrong. Why? Because by proving to you that Hell is exothermic, means that it gives out heat/energy to the surroundings. Which means, that you will feel the heat getting to you when you are on the highway to hell. WHICH MEANS, that you might want to bring a mini fan or install an air conditioner in your underwear to prevent a potential heat stroke.
See? I am a lifesaver. Now worship the ground I walk on.
